Fuck it, you're young.

if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep

omfg.

Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
Friend: 

basically me at school all day.

me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die